You know this is “Big Brother” - not “The Bachelor” - right?

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Shane (to Danielle)

You Can Bounce Checks!

  • Boogie: Why did you say that?
  • Ian: I was afraid of writing a check I couldn't cash.
  • Boogie: This is the Big Brother house. YOU CAN BOUNCE CHECKS!

#Big Brother#Big Brother 14#BB14#Mike#Boogie#Ian

7/30/2012 (4:23pm) 7 notes

Maybe I'm Smelling My Own Breath!

  • Shane: Your feet kinda stink.
  • Danielle: No they don't!
  • Shane: Yeah they do. Kinda. Maybe I'm smelling my own breath!

#Big Brother#Big Brother 14#BB14#Shane#Danielle

7/28/2012 (9:29pm) 4 notes

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an important announcement to make. Mike Boogie has just read from the Bible, and Hell has frozen over.

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Dan

big-brother-blogger:

What is that thing and why is it on your chin? I thought it was drool or something in the HoH competition… a catepillar perhaps?

it’s off-center.

(via officialbigbrother)

Dancing with Clowns

  • Dan: It's dancing with clowns in this house. One girl stops dancing, the next one takes up the dance with the clown.
  • Janelle & Boogie: What? What's that? Huh?
  • Danielle: He can't say period or cycle.

#Big Brother#Big Brother 14#BB14#Dan#Janelle#Mike#Boogie#Danielle

7/26/2012 (10:55pm) 48 notes

Some alliances stab you in the back… Chilltown stabs you in the front.

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Dr. Will

janiedoll:

HOH Practice

Ashley, “Ohh, The Mighty Ducks is one of my favorite movies!”

BB houseguests practice for the upcoming HOH competition. Ashley is especially excited.

(via bigbrotherfrenzy)

My eyes are already pushed back in my skull, but this extensifies it. Extensifies it. Is that a word?

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Shane (on his makeover)

I Get Weirder and Weirder.

  • Dan: I get weirder and weirder as the days go on.
  • Janelle: I like when you're weird.
  • Dan: You do? Well, good. It's going to get a lot weirder in here.

#Big Brother#Big Brother 14#Dan#Janelle#BB14

7/23/2012 (10:19pm) 14 notes